" birth control "

 [ "birth control" ]

1: A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm still a virgin and my gyno put me on it because I have heavy periods.. Well it really helped in that area, and it also made my boobs grow another cup size!! 

 [ "birth control" ]

1: something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.

  * e.g.,  ... *while giving birth* Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control.... 

 [ "birth control" ]

1: Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.

  * e.g.,  ... Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control. 

 [ "birth control" ]

1: A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy." 

 [ "birth control" ]

1: ) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with. ) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.

  * e.g.,  ... Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it. Bystander : dump that cum dumpster? 

 [ "Birth Control" ]

1: A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

  * e.g.,  ... Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes. 

 [ "Birth Control" ]

2: Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.

  * e.g.,  ... Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went? 

 [ "Birth Control" ]

1: What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

  * e.g.,  ... The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child. 

 [ "Birth Control" ]

1: See Linux.

 [ "Birth Control" ]

1: Specially marketed Pez candy. Although the 3rd world country Pez works better to stop pregnancys

  * e.g.,  ... I need more birth control mom, my Captain Kirk Despencer is out. 

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

1: 1)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that mysteriously becomes

  * e.g.,  ... SPORTS ANCHOR:"On the day of the draft-the now rich,young QUARTERBACK 

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

2:  less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is.

  * e.g.,  ... found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers." 

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

3: 2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in

  * e.g.,  ... CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My  

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

4:  at least nine different forms to women-for now about

  * e.g.,  ...  doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I 

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

5:  50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even

  * e.g.,  ...  just want to FEEL you." 

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

6:  touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted

  * e.g.,  ... SAME CHICK TO GIRLFRIEND 90 DAYS LATER:"I don't know how it 

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

7:  kids still get here.

  * e.g.,  ...  happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I  

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

8: 3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women

  * e.g.,  ...  don't believe in abortion.Sooo..." 

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

9:  than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

10:  irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man

 [ "BIRTH CONTROL" ]

11:  who decided when a baby would be born.